Well we’ve been around for about a year, so I suppose it’s high time that I get around to letting you see a slightly different side of Vintage Porn Review than my reviews. I go by the name Selenia, I’m 24 years old, and I love vintage porn. Well, I like many niches of porn, so long as the sites are done well.

Vintage porn has a special place in my heart though, because I am so tired of wading through today’s shitpile of porn that has fake tits, fake bodies, fake sex, FAKE FAKE FAKEEVERYTHING. I hate it.

I’ve been working as a freelance writer for the past five years or so (the corporate world and I didn’t work out too well) so I figured the logical step to talk about the porn sites that really appeal to my tastes would be to start writing my own review site. Now while it might be a little bit quirky around the edges, and I still really need to get the redesign done (sue me, I’m not a graphics artist or a designer so this is taking foreverrrrrrr).

If you’ve read a few of my reviews, you probably have a good sense of what I do and do not like and how that relates to your own tastes, but if you’re new to the site then let me recap. Although I have a heavy preference for vintage porn, any niche of quality porn will really catch my interest. I’ve reviewed things from your typical babe site to some of the strangest porn I’ve ever had the chance to experience, so I’m pretty well versed in most of the major porn players out there.

I absolute live for finding quirky little sites full of personality. These are usually run by either the model or just one webmaster who really loves the material they’re taking about. Usually this is shown by a real passion for their fetishes (instead of just calling all of the chicks b1tches and wh0r3s, which I absolutely abhor) along with very high quality photography and video that really shows off their passions. Of course, like most porn surfers, I do want to make sure that I get my money’s worth so I tend to pay attention to things like update schedules, quantity, and customer service. In short, all I really want is for my porn surfing experience to be as smooth a ride as possible.

So there’s a brief story about me, and by brief I mean I ramble for fucking ever. Sorry about that, it’s a failing of mine. If you have any questions or want to pry into my personal life (I probably won’t mind the latter, though :p) feel free to comment on any of the posts in the main area, I’ll get around to it eventually.